On vacation in Florida, my seven year old and I rinsed off together in the shower.
'Mom, how did you get those cuts?'
'That's from where I had my breasts removed, remember? That's why I don't have any nipples.'
'Oh, yeah. Will you get them back?'
'No, they don't grow back.'
'Oh, well, that's okay. I mean, some people might think you look silly without nipples, but I don't.'
'Well, sweetie, nobody will really see me without my shirt off, so they won't know.'
'That's true. Unless you went for a run and it was so long and you got really hot and then you took your shirt off.'
Yes, Jason. Unless that happened.